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Happy Birthday KT, you perfect bab!

Because Tumblr is a butt, click to see the full size pictures.

*mwah*

Feel free to print these off and use them as bookmarks, especially in text books, boring books, and sad books.

Tagged: bookmarkssort ofcephalovexenlexaeusmy artkittontitspuddleofbodkakingdom hearts

#48: KT: Belly of the Beast

girlfrans:

AU: RP!verse

Warnings: None. Yet.

Description: In which a Vexen wounded in both pride and health unwittingly lets a snake into his den.

Author’s Note: Oh no.

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OH MY GOD I’M STILL HALF EXPECTING KT TO PULL THIS TWIST ON VEXEN IN OUR RP

AND FOR MARLUXIA TO TURN OUT TO BE A HEARTLESS PREDATOR

Tagged: 411 quiche graphsoh nomarluxiakittontitspuddleofbodkakingdom hearts

puddleofbodka:

pantskitton:

Sometimes it feels like everything is so awful and everybody is so unhappy that I am just too small to ever change anything no matter how much I care or what I do, and it scares me.

Hey babe guess what

You’re beautiful and great and greatly beautiful and I’m gonna shove polar-bear-babby!you into as many snowholes as I need to until you believe it<3


This is me attempting and ultimately failing to fend off your polar-bear-babby-pushing

puddleofbodka:

pantskitton:

Sometimes it feels like everything is so awful and everybody is so unhappy that I am just too small to ever change anything no matter how much I care or what I do, and it scares me.

Hey babe guess what

You’re beautiful and great and greatly beautiful and I’m gonna shove polar-bear-babby!you into as many snowholes as I need to until you believe it<3

This is me attempting and ultimately failing to fend off your polar-bear-babby-pushing

Tagged: puddleofbodkagirlfrans reblogging

Source: pantskitton

#6: KT: There’s Worse than the Plank

girlfrans:

AU: Pirates and Wenches and Splendor, Oh My!

Warnings: None

Description: A noble’s daughter decides that life aboard a pirate ship isn’t so bad - especially not with a captain like this.

Author’s Note: I really need to finish this.

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#casually argsblargflarghlslsfgkls

Tagged: yes yes finish this you dopuddleofbodkaktkittentitsvexennaminekingdom heartsfanfic

that awkward moment when you’re reading fanfiction to your girlfriend and then Marluxia and Vexen have a sex off and you can’t read out the word “masturbators” without crying with laughter and horror

Tagged: oh my godmy girlfriend is the best person everpuddleofbodka

At long last, we are releasing a sample of our highly secretive RP.

girlfrans:

We sweated the decision for ages over which bit was THE bit to post, and… well… I’m sure you’ll see why we selected this portion especially as the best indication of how quality this two-years+ roleplay is. 

We hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoy writing it all!

Put under the cut so it doesn’t stretch your dash out. 

Sincerely, KT.

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We really had to dither about this, because anyone who knows us knows we’re really protective about our darling baby roleplay, but I think KT will agree with me when I say this really shows our RP at its best.

PK

Tagged: rp!411kittentitspantskittonpuddleofbodka

Hello, I’m panromantic/asexual.

This shouldn’t come as a surprise to any of you who talk to me regularly, but this is some sort of clearing up/coming out post for anyone else who follows me and is in any way interested in my orientation.

I don’t think I need to go into detail about anything, but just to clarify, PuddleofBodka is still my girlfriend, and I’m probably not going to stop writing porn in my fanfictions (those are the important things you’re wondering about, right). If anyone really wants to know more, then I suppose they can drop me an ask and I’ll tell you all my coming out stories (from “well, it’s better than crawling up the walls wanting sex” to “so you and Kristi are just people who know each other now?”), which I’m sure will be very exciting for everybody.

Incidentally, are there any asexuals lurking about in my corners of Tumblr? As far as I’m aware, I’m the only person I know who’s ace and it would be nice to talk to any others of you out there.

Tagged: I've never done a coming out post beforeasexualpanromanticsexualitypuddleofbodka

THE GOOD SHIP S.S. GIRLFRANS HAS SET SAIL.

girlfrans:

ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE

LIFEJACKETS ON!

GET READY FOR THIS NEVERENDING VOYAGE

THERE ARE TOO MANY SHIPS TO COUNT

BUT WE WILL ENJOY THEM ALL IN DUE TIME

YOUR CO-CAPTAIN KT IS HERE TO SERVE

ENJOY YOUR TRIP 

This is it: we are OFFICIALLY ADMITTING THAT GIRLFRANS EXISTS

Girlfrans is a dumping ground for all things AU (at least, all things PK and KT’s AUs) - drawings, writings, chats, headcanons, quotes

It’s been up for a bit but we were still sorting things out

WE ARE STILL SORTING THINGS OUT

but less so now

anyway, for piles of KH ridiculousness, follow the GIRLFRANS! We promise not to lead you off a cliff!

Tagged: shameless pluga plug that is shamelessgirlfranspuddleofbodkapantskitton

Happy Second Anniversary, KT!
&lt;3&lt;3&lt;&gt;:$&#187;&gt;
So when I was talking about my ideas for your anniversary present and I suddenly came up with a brand new idea, this was it. I&#8217;m amazed at how quickly it went from crack in my head to crack on a piece of paper.
Click through to see this on DeviantART, where you might be able to read the tweets better.
Anyway, MORE will come tonight from BOTH OF US, for YOU!
/turns off Maureen Johnson mode

Happy Second Anniversary, KT!

<3<3<>:$»>

So when I was talking about my ideas for your anniversary present and I suddenly came up with a brand new idea, this was it. I’m amazed at how quickly it went from crack in my head to crack on a piece of paper.

Click through to see this on DeviantART, where you might be able to read the tweets better.

Anyway, MORE will come tonight from BOTH OF US, for YOU!

/turns off Maureen Johnson mode

Tagged: 411kingdom heartsmarluxiapuddleofbodkatwittervexennsfw

Source: alphabet-pie.deviantart.com

FUCK YOU, EVEN

puddleofbodka:

TAGGING IT SO YOU SEE IT

HOW COULD YOU

THEY’RE TOO DRUNK

THEY CAN’T WATCH THIS KID 

THIS KID IS GOING TO BE SO TRAUMATIZED

BUT AT THE SAME TIME I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF 

DRUNK TEACHERS

DRUNK.

TEACHERS.

ONE OF WHOM IS GOING TO HAVE A BRUISED EGO AND SHOULDER.

THE OTHER WHO HAS A CHOICE ASS THAT NEEDS TOUCHING, STAT.

Our RP, in a nutshell. No other comments required.

Tagged: oh shitpuddleofbodkaour rpahaha oh godkingdom hearts

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I want fig rolls.
(Hi res)

I want fig rolls.

(Hi res)

Tagged: KTPKcrappy comicfig rollsgirlfranspuddleofbodkamy art

Writing fanfic

  • Pantskitton: okay is there a word for like
  • Pantskitton: fooling around, physically
  • Pantskitton: FOREPLAY
  • Pantskitton: okay never mind
  • Kittentits: sdfjlkfdslkjfsdljkfsd
  • Pantskitton: ahaha
  • Kittentits: I love you

Tagged: I love you toomy girlfriend is the best person everpuddleofbodka

This is also a thing that happened because of reasons.

This is also a thing that happened because of reasons.

Tagged: VexenKingdom HeartsPuddleofbodkamy art

This is a thing because of reasons.

This is a thing because of reasons.

Tagged: kingdom heartsmarluxiapuddleofbodkawingsmy art

This conversation was an actual thing that actually happened.

This conversation was an actual thing that actually happened.

Tagged: crappy comicmy girlfriend is the best person everpuddleofbodkamy art