At 5AM calling yourself and your girl-
friend Pantskitton and Kittentits seems
like a really good idea

About Me:
I'm seventeen, in my last year of school
before I go on to study chemistry at uni-
versity. I'm British. I adore tea. I draw
(decently). I write (mediocrely). I read books
(voraciously). I play video games (hilariously badly). I
dance in my bedroom (secretly).

I'm currently active in the Kingdom Hearts and Transformers fandoms; but I also love Tiger and
Bunny
, Sherlock and Doctor Who.

I'm panromantic/aseuxal; PuddleofBodka is my
girlfriend and inspiration.

Where I'm at:

Alphabet Pie on DeviantART

Alphabet Pie on Fanfiction.net

Mathematical Pie on Twitter

Blog Projects:

Morally Dubious Alphabet A collection of short 411 stories; five letters currently in progress

Chessisagameofluck A blog for Vexen in C is for Cheerleader

Zarabear and Friends The adventures of Zarabear; a joint blog with Princessbutterspock

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Unless otherwise specified all drawings featured here were drawn by myself. I'll try to provide sources for other art where I can.

TF:P Prompts

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Any Questions?

cumouji:

Can I just marry Vexen’s face omg

Vexen you sweetie

Tagged: Vexen vexen nono vexen stop it with the facevexenkingdom heartshelp

Source: cumouji

SFC!Vexen. Maybe. Or maybe a different Vexen. Maybe just Vexen.

Vexen!

SFC!Vexen. Maybe. Or maybe a different Vexen. Maybe just Vexen.

Vexen!

Tagged: I think I have fallen in love with this man's name helpVexenkingdom heartsmy art

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

Did someone just use Avogadro’s number in a joke about guacamole I think I’m crying with scientific joy

Source: beesmygod

gyzym:

marielikestodraw:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

Let’s be honest, I would do this.

*dying* its face in the first pic. What even.

POSTCARD

Sarah, you need this, okay.

Tagged: princessbutterspockpugalso a pugin a swing

Source: joncs

So in Tesco they have these sample laptops you can play about on, except they’re all locked down so you can’t type or anything 
Unless you know how to access the onscreen keyboard, that is. 
/mature /so mature 
/Will this is your fault I blame you

So in Tesco they have these sample laptops you can play about on, except they’re all locked down so you can’t type or anything Unless you know how to access the onscreen keyboard, that is. /mature /so mature /Will this is your fault I blame you

Tagged: maturetescooh my god did I really do this

Larxene from m!411. Larxene senior, that is. She’s an old friend of Marluxia’s (and Larxene’s (Marluxia’s daughter Larxene) namesake, obviously) from when he was fostered by Ansem Wise, but they lost contact after Marluxia moved on. When Larxene junior’s about thirteen or so Marluxia tracks Larxene senior down, to find her recovering from a heroin addiction and generally having a shitty time at life. I’m not sure if she’ll make the final story, mostly because if she does it’s going to be really confusing having two versions of one character in a story.
I kind of do want her in there, though, because she’d get on so well with herself.

Larxene from m!411. Larxene senior, that is. She’s an old friend of Marluxia’s (and Larxene’s (Marluxia’s daughter Larxene) namesake, obviously) from when he was fostered by Ansem Wise, but they lost contact after Marluxia moved on. When Larxene junior’s about thirteen or so Marluxia tracks Larxene senior down, to find her recovering from a heroin addiction and generally having a shitty time at life. I’m not sure if she’ll make the final story, mostly because if she does it’s going to be really confusing having two versions of one character in a story.

I kind of do want her in there, though, because she’d get on so well with herself.

Tagged: larxenem!411kingdom heartsm is for mpregmy art

homicidalheroine:

Oh goodness.

Paper towels? Lots of them?

And then it sounds like you should probably either take a break to organise your folders or completely take a break for a bit. Good luck!

I wiped it all up with a towel, and my papers are drying off on the desk now. I really do need to sort everything out, but my storage folders are full and I know where to put all my finished work… I just have so much paper that I don’t know what to do with. So much paper.

/quietly weeps

Tagged: homicidalheroinereply

Source: pantskitton

I have reached a point in my revision where I honestly do not have a clue what my work folder is doing any more. Maths papers are in my geography book. A third of everything isn’t even bound into the folder any more. Chemistry is all mixed up with tectonic case studies. 

To top it all off, thanks to my clumsiness these things are now all also saturated with tea. I haven’t even done anything for half an hour; I’m just staring at it saying “what what what” over again in my head while flicking through this impenetrable, soggy mess.

Tagged: helloI'm a potential Oxford studentwork what is work

A Quiet Night In by *alphabet-pie
A sketch I drew for Princessbutterspock. I hope you enjoy!

A Quiet Night In by *alphabet-pie

A sketch I drew for Princessbutterspock. I hope you enjoy!

Tagged: marluxiavexenmarlufae411kingdom heartsprincessbutterspock

  • Zarabear: poop
  • Firoz Taverbi: yes
  • Zarabear: okay

Tagged: a quality conversationprincessbutterspock

Speaking of monsters and all.

princessbutterspock:

Holy hell, Lucy. 

Hello, my name is Lucy and you should be friends with me because I buy presents that will haunt the recipient’s nightmares for the rest of their lives.

Tagged: princessbutterspockisn't it beautiful thoughwho wouldn't love a face that horrific

Source: princessbutterspock

#16: KT: Those Who Favor Ice

girlfrans:

AU: Weatherbitches

Warnings: Brief mentions of personal and impersonal deaths.

Description: It’s not easy being an elemental god - not for you and not for the people in the city surrounding you, who happen to have a remarkably low tolerance for subzero temperatures.

Author’s Note: Weatherbitches has been one of my favorites since its creation. Which means there are a ton of false starts to particular scenes in that text file. 

Read More

Beautiful and heartbreaking and also goddamn fucking weatherbitches

I feel like anyone who doesn’t like Weatherbitches is emotionally stunted but I guess you’re all entitled to your opinion.

Tagged: wb!411weatherbitcheskingdom heartsvexenxaldin

Source: girlfrans

#6: KT: There’s Worse than the Plank

girlfrans:

AU: Pirates and Wenches and Splendor, Oh My!

Warnings: None

Description: A noble’s daughter decides that life aboard a pirate ship isn’t so bad - especially not with a captain like this.

Author’s Note: I really need to finish this.

Read More

#casually argsblargflarghlslsfgkls

Tagged: yes yes finish this you dopuddleofbodkaktkittentitsvexennaminekingdom heartsfanfic

Source: girlfrans

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HAS TO TAKE A COLD SHOWER

Tagged: larkahncielingdumb genius evenevenvexenkingdom hearts

even-carmine asked: ih

Stop masturbating, Even.